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This is about Avengers but not related to the move but the fic from it.

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The hell is the deal with the assumption that Bruce can't have sex? Is this something from the comics? Everything I can find indicates that in the comics he only hulks when he's experiencing negative emotions. He flips out when he's upset/angry/scared, not so much when he's chilling out listening to NPR and drinking a nice microbrew (getting a blowjob, you know, whatever).

I have a couple days off, I might have to type up something to convince people how right I am.

eta: trufax--I am so into Avengers that I'm not even shitting in filters and rolling up to lay my truthiness on people I disagree with. Rock on, Loki shippers!

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This. I don't necessarily consider Ed Norton the same Hulk as Ruffalo, but I think other people do.

That one was Eric Bana, wasn't it?

Here's a nifty "official" timeline version of Marvel Movie Canon it's quite handy (http://bitcast-a-sm.bitgravity.com/slashfilm/wp/wp-content/images/marvel-timeline-full.jpg) if large and hard to read on a small screen.

Okay, to be fair, we drunkwatched the Hulks, but I could swear I remember the heart monitor thing happening with Nortonhulk. It beeped!

So much of those movies were interchangeable it's easy to blur them

Truth. But I'm pretty sure it does happen in the 2008 film, because I remember being like, THANK YOU MOVIE, THANK YOU FOR NOT MAKING ME WATCH LIV TYLER HAVE FULL-ON SEX WITH THIS GUY.

LMFAO!!!!!

...Oh whoops, I just scrolled past your original comment and realized I missed the "first" part. Yeah, Bana was in Hulk in 2003, but the heart monitor thing happened (also happened? I was drunker during 2003 than 2008) with TIH.

I should actually rewatch Bana's Hulk now that I've seen Hanna and grown inexplicably fond of the guy.

"hulk" doesn't look like a word anymore.

I'm with you. Who cares about the previous Hulk movies? Future ones, ok, sure.

I guess I'm willing to retroactively paste Ruffalo's face on and incorporate the canon from TIH (and to a certain extent 2003 Hulk), because I think I might have liked it more if it had been him. I just didn't believe Norton as a scientist. Hell, I didn't believe him as not-Edward-Norton, so to me that was like an entire movie about the time that Edward Norton somehow got turned into the Hulk. Honestly, though, disregarding it in favour of a backstory you prefer would be no more than the comics and film writers do every other Tuesday.

SOMEONE ELSE INDIFFERENT TO ED NORTON? OH, MY A-FIB OVER THAT!

HE'S JUST... SO NORTONLY, ALWAYS. But I do feel hypocritical being like "he can't act!" because Mark Ruffalo is basically Mark Ruffalo in everything I've ever seen him in, so. IDK, the heart wants what it wants!

Yeah, you need to see In the Cut. He's not Ruffaloy in that in the least. I think he's just typecast as the smart, earnest hipster dude.

Okay, I just looked that up and I think I want to rent it, so, if you don't mind, would you please spoil me --

SPOIL ME, PLEASE --

is he the killer?! I need to know going in!

NO SPOILING, JUST WATCH IT. he is very sexy

Jesus I hate you. This is the creepiest shit.

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