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syncope ([personal profile] syncope) wrote2010-12-07 04:22 pm
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Do you suppose Nigella really makes fresh strawberry sauce at 1 in the morning while wearing satin pjs? Hilarious crack!AU: Nigella and Eames are related, cue hijinks.

Which brings me to:

Competency Meme (do I need to put Inception on this? I mean, I don't really talk about anything else here right now besides cooking, right?) I know this will appeal to several of you.


I'm feeling very virtuous as I signed up for this seminar on Friday THAT STARTS AT 8 IN THE MORNING even though I could have put it off for another month and not gotten up at what amounts to the middle of the night for me. But I sucked it up and just went ahead and got it over with. When I got home there were three posts BACK TO BACK on my lj of Tom Hardy ready to ruuuuuuuuuuumble. I believe you're probably familiar with this picture by now since it was also on your flist. This was the universe saying "good job, now you get to fuck off with a clear conscious!" THANK YOU, UNIVERSE, I BELIEVE I WILL WRITE COMMENT FIC!

(The Nigella and Eames thing is really cracking me up. And it's barely even crack compared to...say juicebox inceptions--which is a work of genius. What juicebox inception, you ask? boggle! You can thank me with picspam.)
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[identity profile] cobweb-diamond.livejournal.com 2010-12-07 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Well Nigella's husband is a famous art dealer, right? SO MAYBE EAMES WANTS TO STEAL A PAINTING AND NEEDS TO EXTRACT FROM HIM TO DO SO.

BUT IT'S PROBLEMATIC BECAUSE HE HAS A LIFELONG CRUSH ON NIGELLA.

And Arthur, who is partnering with him for this one for whatever reason, is annoyed and baffled because WTF she is just some middle-aged TV chef. Meanwhile Eames is watching old VHS tapes of Nigella licking whipped cream off her fingers and eyefucking the camera whilst husking bad puns about tasting things.

[identity profile] menomegirl.livejournal.com 2010-12-07 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe Nigella had insomnia. And all her cotton nighties were in the dirty clothes. :)

Not picspam but made me laugh when I saw it on FNH this morning:

[identity profile] handsomespeck.livejournal.com 2010-12-07 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Nigella is the only tv chef that I fully believe just comes home at like midnight, kicks off her shoes, and makes delicious bread pudding with caramel to eat very sensually for the camera, because that's how it goes when I pretend we are married. Which I do a lot.


Nigella and Eames are related, cue hijinks.

this is the best idea ever
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[personal profile] aurora 2010-12-07 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Hilarious crack!AU: Nigella and Eames are related, cue hijinks.
OH DEAR GOD.
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