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posted by [identity profile] norabombay.livejournal.com at 01:07am on 07/05/2009
my college email was jubilee@university.

I think jubilee won't work.
But.

In the greatest.
Pairing.
of moviedom.

DAZZLER.

In 1979 she was a kept coke whore for a hollywood producer, who kept having random flings with Wolverine.

She and Gambit deserve each other.
 
posted by [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com at 01:28am on 07/05/2009
A reimagined Dazzler who is in a grungy band struggling to make it who supports herself as a drug dealer? Hahaha Has potential.
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posted by [identity profile] norabombay.livejournal.com at 01:48am on 07/05/2009
You can do anything you like with her. So long as roller skates, singing, cocaine, and a devotion to the sexual revolution stay involved, Dazzler goes ANYWHERE.

I'm for it.

Plus she once beat Galactus.
 
posted by [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com at 02:04am on 07/05/2009
Idk if I can keep the roller skates as anything but irony, but she's a real contender. Northstar is also looking good--especially since he's egregiously francophone and GAY AS HELL.
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posted by [identity profile] norabombay.livejournal.com at 02:10am on 07/05/2009
Only one answer: Coked out Northstar/Dazzler/Gambit triangle, orgy, whatever.

And the skates? total irony city.
 
posted by [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com at 02:11am on 07/05/2009
Ok, she was literally on coke in the comics? Lay this out for me.
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posted by [identity profile] norabombay.livejournal.com at 02:21am on 07/05/2009
Dazzler: The Movie, the Graphic Novel.
In which our heroine goes to LA to be in a movie.

Movies in with a producer, and is pretty obviously a kept woman. The coke is not um, real explict, but certainly is very much in character.

From Wikipedia:

After moving to Los Angeles in a vain attempt to help her half-sister Lois London, Alison attempts careers in fitness training, dancing, modeling, and acting. Influenced both by her lover, Roman Nekoboh, and her desire to abate the growing anti-mutant sentiment, Alison publicly declares her mutant identity. The revelation backfires, destroying her reputation and career and inflaming anti-mutant sentiment, which sends Alison into a depressive state. Forced again into hiding, she spends some time as a keyboard player in rock singer and fellow mutant Lila Cheney's band.
 
posted by [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com at 02:24am on 07/05/2009
Oh, ok. Yeah, right.

Musician is easy. I wish the film had been contemporary, because what I could do with a punk rock emo chick and Remy!

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