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I really have to admit that Chace Crawford is fucking smokin'. It's too bad he's going the CW's average route of super shitty horror movies. CMM & Jared, anyone? Puke. Every time he comes off as super homogay it makes me think of the blind item that even real news sources said was about him and Ed Westwick. You know, where is the damned GG RPS? It's not like they're any less gay than other CW stars--actually quite a bit more so. Maybe what the world needs is some Entourage/GG rps fic ??

Jenny/Nate is just wrong all over. WRONG. And gross. And why the fuck is Caitlyn on this show now? Lame.

What did they name the school on the show? I'm sure it's not Constance Day, but anyway, wtf is up w/ the boys dressing like Gryffindors? Chuck dressed like a Gryffindor is absolutely unacceptable. Also, I guess the girls have NO dress code? I'm dubious.

Clearly, I can only engage this show when drunk because currently I'm think far too hard about it.

Blair and Chuck deserve each other if only because of how badly they dress. My good god. Blair's worst outfit was probs the Mardi Gras ensemble at the gallery.

Who is this Ryro lookalike artist? Hm. He's better looking than Ryro.

DON'T GO TO DAN FOR ADVICE.

Oh, Ryro, kinda cute. The scarf has to go, though.

When Nate's looking out for you, you're a fucktard.

Everyone on this show's a total idiot. Except maybe Rufus.

I'm glad Nate's such a whore. He needs to share the wealth. Also, I doubt Rufus will feel the same way.

I refuse to comment on my OTP being fucked to hell and back. I just hope that Chuck gets his insane redemption arc w/ Vanessa and the bar he buys w/ the money from his off-shore accounts. Should be lollerific.

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The utter lack of dress code for girls cracks me up EVERY WEEK. Like, you know that someone's wandering around in a lumberjack outfit and it's fine because something is plaid.

(WHO GOES TO DAN FOR ADVICE? WORST ADVICE EVER. BLAIR DOES NOT NEED DAN'S ADVICE. She got someone sent to military school! Damn!)

*sigh* I'm still sad. It all made no sense.

I love this show for how cracked out it is. It's like they realized they can't go there w/ Blair and Chuck in the second season because that's what the fans want. Nice one, GG. Why don't you get Lily and Rufus together instead?

It's Constance Billard. Although I suppose that could be Billiard. ::shrugs::

I hate the shippiness. I live with it because I like the chemistry, but I'm just not a shipper, I'm happy to see Chuck put things on pause.

Jenny is ridiculous and it drives me crazy.

Nate is so pretty it gives me chest pain.

Dan Humphrey is the biggest teenage tool on tv since Brandon Walsh I could cheerfully kill him each and every week. I wish Serena would get over herself and him and move the fuck on.

Chuck and his awful clothes FTW!