2008-01-07

syncope: (bden and teddy)
2008-01-07 06:29 pm

wow, you mean people on the internet LIE?

If you're bored, click this.

I don't think the post itself is enough crazy. How about we start rumors that Pete was bored and made this post to fuck with Brendon for blocking Pete on Ryan's AIM?

The Big Poppa thing is baffling. Is she talking to TWO people? Like the top is to Brendon and the second part is to some as-of-yet nameless entity? I suspect Biggie's ghost. Biggie's ghost is horrible in bed! You better be careful, teenie on the internet, or Diddy's gonna make a rap about you and DANCE to it. You don't want to be responsible for that, do you? DO YOU?

Now, other matters of interest so I can pretend this isn't a post all about Brendon Urie's spiteful girlfriend posting smack about him on the internet (also, you expect me to believe he has sex with GIRLS? Come on!) Yeah, whatevs, bitch!

Oh, forget it, this post is all about a crazy post some crazy person on the internet made. In my world, the FBR bands prank each other by posting in fuelledbygossip and other gossip blogs fake stories about each other. I would TOTALLY do this if I was famous. I would post bad pics of friends to ohnotheydidnt and cook up wild conspiracy theories and post them to fake myspaces. I mean, clearly, these people have a lot of time on their hands--they have myspaces for their pets!