elizardbits ([identity profile] elizardbits.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] syncope 2009-10-18 07:37 pm (UTC)

Yeah, but the Southern vampire books read like normal, overwrought, starry-eyed YA romance novels. Twilight is like a bad, bad acid trip inside the stroke-crippled mind of a timidly horny Barbara Cartland.

IDK, I think maybe I enjoy the sociological mindfuckery aspect of Twilight the most. I mean, here are the 4 most ridiculous, stupid, worthless, UTTERLY SHIT books to grace the earth, and they are best fucking sellers. Little girls and grown women alike are losing their fool minds over this sorry shit, screaming like cretins and sobbing and messing their pants over the alleged love story of an obnoxious bratty gimp and her creepy controlling stalker. WHAT DOES THIS SAY ABOUT HUMANITY? (Obvsly it says that humanity should be exterminated by extraterrestrials.)

As for Bella vs Sookie, bitch plz. Bella Swan should be pushed into a woodchipper. Everyone knows this. Sookie, however, is an entertaining idiot who should be rewarded with nommy treats and extra walkies and perhaps a new squeaky toy.

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