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news at 11, Smavill actively hates its viewers!
Kryptogum that is also a product placement? Rock bottom.
Since when were Jimmy and Kara actually DATING? I was I asleep during that exchange? I thought they just spent too much time together and made Chloe jealous.
Oh shit, dude, Pete is Plastic Man?
So, Cub Reporter/photographer Jimmy Olsen is now a phonecam journo? Oh, Smallville, you know how to make even the simplest things disgusting!
LANA AND LIONEL ARE NOW CLARK'S VOICES OF REASON/SIDEKICKS? WHAT THE FUCK???
Ok, I clearly should have paid more attention to the last episode, but it was excruciating.
Caves shoutie! Don't let Smallville ever make you think it won't ride the worst idea it ever had until it's cinders and ash.
Tommy playing bball never gets any less awkward.
Cream corn factory shoutie, too! Holy moly.
"You've been gone three years, Pete Ross, my ex-best friend who just disappeared into the ether one day! Let me exposit about how I called so. many. times. yet never mentioned this to anyone in my life!" This show is written by robots. Robots who hate humanity. This show is written by T3s.
And in the long tradition of ruining any characterization they have ever managed to accidentally eek out, Pete is now the bad guy while Lionel is a good guy!
You know, if they hadn't pushed the Chloe/Jimmy storyline, I think that Ashmore would have converted me to Jimmy Olsen after all these years.
Lex is hacking Chloe! Finally, finally Lex delivers the subtle evil.
Hahahaha his purple rug!
"You're excused!" SWEET! They are so gonna get it on. Lex needs a fifth wife after all.
Chloe, Lex is hardly the worst network admin I know of, can it. Your business wear continues to be kickin', though.
How does Lex know that Pete was into Chloe? What the fuck?
Blackmail those bitches, Lex!
WHO IS this shitty band? Dear god. I know my taste in music is sometimes questionable, but fuck me blind. How did they even think this style of music suited the episode? Um, nice try, SV, I'm not convinced that this band would cause such an uproar from the audience--the lead singer reaching into the crowd was way over the top.
(I need a hoody with an octapus screenprinted on it.)
So this is where Pete goes into politics?
Oh, Chloe, your little kicky scarf and headband! My god, girl, true love.
Ok, I love the Ashmore, I can't help it. I want to drown myself. Where's my bucket again? Double bucketing for finding that Apologize songs catchy and sort of ear wormy. Damn you, Timbaland!
Kara's face is wrong. Oh, shock, Kara is moving in w/ Lex! Her fucking self-tanner and eyeliner! *screams*
Dumbest show ever made.
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Being stretchy is one of the MANY temporary powers that Jimmy Olsen possessed in his comic. He called himself "Elastic Lad" after taking a potion.
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