Don't leave a voicemail, seriously.

Which of you made this? <---- watch it (via serialkarma

I guess the question really is: who's going to write the story to go with the vid?

I'm sort of dicking around on the meme and who else hopes someone fills the Eames is Mary Poppin's son prompt? THIS IS MAGICAL. I think what I'm doing on the meme is trying to pretend like it's not inevitable for me to write YET ANOTHER marriage fic because of all of my ~feelings that were unleashed on delires's post about her own fic. The depths of self-loathing are kind of limitless here.

Check out my tornado tabs: here, here, and here. I'm pretty ignorant about these matters. Contrary to my incessant rambling lately, I actually find weather information to be the most boring sort of junk ever. Like people who are into naming clouds? Uh, it's a cloud, either it's going to rain on me or shade me, otherwise I do not care. On the other hand I would prefer to continue living, so this tornado thing seems like maybe something I should look into.

And just to cover all my recent interests:

Just when I think the US has sunk to the absolute nadir of its historical existence along comes Donald Trump "running for president" (hint: he's not really) and I'm once again reminded that this country is in a competition with itself to be as backwards, illiterate, and infuriating as possible. I caught the interview John King did with Trump yesterday and for ONCE I was actually impressed with a talking head on CNN because the entire interview was a meta commentary on how Trump is full of shit in every way imaginable. We crossed the line a long time ago when broadcast journalism was such, so it's nice to see someone on CNN just balls out being "this is not news so I will not treat it as such."

Why are people so afraid to come right out and say that this Birther bullshit is RACISM? Look, the other side isn't ashamed to be racist as fuck, so why the hesitation to address it head-on? We're not rising above here, we're letting the assholes win again.

Being a liberal in this country is exhausting. Maybe if we pooled our funds we could buy a piece of Oregon and establish a new country? I only pick Oregon because I learned in middle school (in one of those nation building games where you competed with the other kids as a dictator of your own country) that you need ocean-access to survive as a country. Sadly the other coast is already full. I don't think we could take over Virginia or the Carolinas, but I'm willing to give it a go if you are.