Don't leave a voicemail, seriously.

I kind of can't believe I finished this. It didn't look good for that to happen several times.

I have to thank green_postit for putting up with me while I wrote this. She betaed it, hand held, and basically kept me from just abandoning it more than once.

Here is some awesome Tim and Dick art that ravurian made me. YAY!

If you haven't ever read comics, I guess open wikipedia now. Here is a very bad primer I wrote delires. If you ask me more questions, I will answer them. I am here to trick you into loving the Batfamily to serve as your comics liaison.

This story completely ignores Grant Morrison's run on Batman. /nerd out

Oh shit, this is too long for one post! Noooooooooo.


( The Inescapable Truth 1/2 )

( The Inescapable Truth 2/2 )

I had some issues when I tried to post this, so let's see if I completely screwed it up or what.