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syncope at 03:14pm on 18/02/2011
syncope at 03:14pm on 18/02/2011I think I just incepted myself into shipping JGL and Channing Tatum? Wtf! GI Joe makes much much more sense that way! Why would JGL be in such a pos popcorn movie? Oh, Chan was doing it. SEE? This is only logical, god people!
Sooooooooooooooo. What if I were contemplating a RPF vampire AU? I AM PREDICTABLE THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE. I even have a semi-non cracked out premise. Semi. You can't think about something this nuts without there being some crack involved as the very enterprise by it's nature is nuts. This concept arose from the fully-borne image of JGL in a Dracula cape (the kind with pointy ends and high collar) staring forlornly out of a window watching snow bleakly falling on the people on the sidewalk he can't reach because he's ~a vampire now and he has to authentically be his vampire self so he will never get to love all the people like he'd like to.
There was a glaring continuity error in this week's Being Human that is making me nuts and causing me to pout in the general direction of the program.
But that's still a lot cooler than being poor and female in America today. Remember how *before* the House was overrun by hate-mongering malingering dicksmacks we were talking about *increasing* healthcare for the People? Oh, yeah, about that IF YOU VOTED FOR A REPUBLICAN HOUSE CANDIDATE IN THIS LAST ELECTION I HOPE YOU REALIZE YOU ARE A BAD PERSON. I realize the lulzy factor in me decrying hate-mongering right before that sentence. Hey, I have a great idea: I hate abortion and think it should go away, so I will also support taking away birth control for people who can otherwise not afford it. <--------- Detect some problematic thinking there? These people don't even pretend to not be dicks, see: Michelle Bachman talking about how Michelle Obama is a socialist for supporting breastfeeding initiatives. YOU ARE A WOMAN, YOU ARE BETRAYING YOUR OWN KIND, HELL IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU.
I have political views.
If you feel inclined to do a bit more than scream into the void I Stand With Planned Parenthood. My Congressman is the official spokesperson for the I Didn't Give a Single Fuck For the Poor This Day Party. I feel he might not give a single fuck about my opinions.
Sooooooooooooooo. What if I were contemplating a RPF vampire AU? I AM PREDICTABLE THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE. I even have a semi-non cracked out premise. Semi. You can't think about something this nuts without there being some crack involved as the very enterprise by it's nature is nuts. This concept arose from the fully-borne image of JGL in a Dracula cape (the kind with pointy ends and high collar) staring forlornly out of a window watching snow bleakly falling on the people on the sidewalk he can't reach because he's ~a vampire now and he has to authentically be his vampire self so he will never get to love all the people like he'd like to.
There was a glaring continuity error in this week's Being Human that is making me nuts and causing me to pout in the general direction of the program.
But that's still a lot cooler than being poor and female in America today. Remember how *before* the House was overrun by hate-mongering malingering dicksmacks we were talking about *increasing* healthcare for the People? Oh, yeah, about that IF YOU VOTED FOR A REPUBLICAN HOUSE CANDIDATE IN THIS LAST ELECTION I HOPE YOU REALIZE YOU ARE A BAD PERSON. I realize the lulzy factor in me decrying hate-mongering right before that sentence. Hey, I have a great idea: I hate abortion and think it should go away, so I will also support taking away birth control for people who can otherwise not afford it. <--------- Detect some problematic thinking there? These people don't even pretend to not be dicks, see: Michelle Bachman talking about how Michelle Obama is a socialist for supporting breastfeeding initiatives. YOU ARE A WOMAN, YOU ARE BETRAYING YOUR OWN KIND, HELL IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU.
I have political views.
If you feel inclined to do a bit more than scream into the void I Stand With Planned Parenthood. My Congressman is the official spokesperson for the I Didn't Give a Single Fuck For the Poor This Day Party. I feel he might not give a single fuck about my opinions.
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