Don't leave a voicemail, seriously.

OK! When you read this, keep in mind that I wrote it for someone specific, so if you hate an element make sure you go to elizardbits's journal and tell her how she messed up your story.

I'll probably tinker with and edit this for about a week. Sigh.


I now must thank Amber for reading this at all, but also for listening to me ~talking about it. Hrm, yeah, we do tolerate some serious bullshit from our friends, don't we?

Also thank you to stoney for indulging me, Heidi for the same thing, and green_postit for betaing the 1300 words of "part three."

If you keep the title in mind as you read, it will help.






Part 1
Part 2

( Unexpected Plot Twist 3/3a )

Part 3b