Don't leave a voicemail, seriously.

So in the interest of being a nutcase creeper fanfic writer, I made up a backstory for Yusuf in my head. One important aspect of this is that HIS FAMILY IS FROM/IS STILL IN TRINIDAD.

I have a very ignant friend who claims that, no, his family's from Guyana.

I told her I would skool her with a poll. Take this poll.






[Poll #1656867]



Who wants 1 millions stories about Yusuf and his family and their lives? Yeah, me, too. Write those now.



(ok, as ludicrous my friend is, she did inspire this: Tom Hardy cakedick meme prompt/fill. You want to click this.



Also, Eames loves Faces. There is no debate, this is a fact.

You know how people post chat transcripts instead of typing up a synopsis post? Yeah ( I'm gonna do that now )

Remember when I used to post about social justice issues and ~art? Tom Hardy makes people dumb.

eta: sigh. What's the wild speculation/insane tinhat beliefs about what Tommy's fug tribal tat is? A sea monster?