Don't leave a voicemail, seriously.

/life

THAT'S IT EVERYBODY, THE INTERNET IS OVER. YOU CAN GO HOME NOW. GOOD JOB GUYS.


This is a repost from handsomespeck. I'm not this funny. Nor do I read fuckyeahtomhardy because I boycott tumblr (who's surprised?).




This is exactly the level of lameass laziness you can expect from me from now until Halloween or so. Work, going to France, Wincon. I will be lurking at two in the morning reading Inception porn (have you seen this?) and making people put repost buttons on their posts to enable my inability to string words together.

(I'm probably lying. I'll start posting from my phone with crazyass autocorrect mistakes like on Twitter.)