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syncope at 08:00pm on 16/05/2010
syncope at 08:00pm on 16/05/2010Creepiest shit in the world? Geese in your backyard.
Look, I love animals and I am totally down with not killing them. To the point I go all lame-o not eating meat on a pretty predictable loop.
Have you ever heard a fucking goose? Not the bleat bleat of them flying overhead, the conversations they have with other geese? They are so scary my dogs are wedged in between me and the chair arm from fear. Seriously, they sound like hell beasts. All crooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak ggggggggguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. It's HIDEOUS.
Now imagine the call is coming from inside the yard. Arg.
I fucking hate geese. I don't even give a shit if you're all goose-loving. Canadian geese suck. Arg, why do I live in yet another place with a mofo pond in the backyard? My life is either urban decay or pond living...wtf?
Look, I love animals and I am totally down with not killing them. To the point I go all lame-o not eating meat on a pretty predictable loop.
Have you ever heard a fucking goose? Not the bleat bleat of them flying overhead, the conversations they have with other geese? They are so scary my dogs are wedged in between me and the chair arm from fear. Seriously, they sound like hell beasts. All crooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak ggggggggguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. It's HIDEOUS.
Now imagine the call is coming from inside the yard. Arg.
I fucking hate geese. I don't even give a shit if you're all goose-loving. Canadian geese suck. Arg, why do I live in yet another place with a mofo pond in the backyard? My life is either urban decay or pond living...wtf?
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