syncope: (darwin with a iguana on him head)
posted by [personal profile] syncope at 04:51pm on 09/05/2010
I have yet to see this week's The Vampire Diaries or Doctor Who, maybe tonight?

Today was Mother's Day, AKA The Day I Do Shit I Normally Bitch About With A Smile. I spent most of the day out at the farm, which wasn't really bad since the weather's that super bright, wide-skied, sharp spring time that I never had when I was growing up. I believe they call this The Seasons.

I had an extended conversation about geese and gosslings. Y'all, I effin' HATE birds. I could not be more indifferent to bird watching if I was in a coma. But today I had many opinions about not only geese having a turf war but also redwing black birds alighting on hawks' backs (I mean, what?), martin houses, and what kind of bird's egg was in a nest.

But the fun never ends! Then I planted tomatoes and moved rocks. GET ME OFF THIS WHIRLY-GIG OF DISCO MADNESS!

Then I cooked my grandmother's super shitty spaghatta nahdle sahse. She was the WORST cook I have ever known (until I moved to Canada, sorry, it's harsh but true). She put cinnamon in her spaghetti. Yeah, I don't even fucking know, man. But we like it! I don't consider it actual spaghetti but this crap grandma made. Anyway, apparently the power of the crap sauce is now mine, so I have to wield it with Great Thought (meaning: only on special occasions such as Mother's Day).

On the way home I was flipping the radio channels and heard this lyric (being screamed by like a crap hard rock singer): It might have been the cocaine. Pro-tip--if this thought ever crosses your mind? It was the cocaine.

ETA: THE SKARSGARDS ARE GOING TO BE IN LARS VAN TRIER'S NEW MOVIE TOGETHER? WOW, THAT MIGHT BE THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO ME THIS WEEK.

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