Don't leave a voicemail, seriously.

First of all, I guess everyone's heard about these mini True Blood episodes that are going to air following last season's shows starting in, like, May? I love how the marketing is all "ONLY TO BE SEEN ON HBO AND NOWHERE ELSE!" HBO, bitch please, ten seconds later that shit will be online. Just accept this reality and target the demo. I'm as thrilled about this new content as the next TB addict, but I could do with less Bill with his shirt off.

( Spartacus, porn version, finale )

I might be considering Liz's Godric during the Third Servile War fic now. Boo!