posted by
syncope at 01:05pm on 15/04/2010
Remember Season One when we actually all liked this show? Y'all're my bitches, and I'll always love you even if you get on my damned nerves sometimes.
Today one of those poor people who've been forced into door to door sales by the recession popped up on the doorstep (oddly not the vacuum people who hit us like three times a week), and as I was trying to politely decline by saying I'd think about it, he says "Ok well talk it over with your husband and see what he thinks."
WHAT????
Look, buddy, I will now install napalm on the lintel and when you return I will dump it on you like Greek Fire on a Crusader. I'll get on consulting a man to make my decisions right after I set your motherfucking ass on fire.
I swear to fucking god, man.
I plan to celebrate this excellent example of the patriarchy by watching my sexist show tonight while enjoying cocktails and oggling Jared Padalecki's fine, fine body.
What are your plans for this evening? Are you already drunk?
Today one of those poor people who've been forced into door to door sales by the recession popped up on the doorstep (oddly not the vacuum people who hit us like three times a week), and as I was trying to politely decline by saying I'd think about it, he says "Ok well talk it over with your husband and see what he thinks."
WHAT????
Look, buddy, I will now install napalm on the lintel and when you return I will dump it on you like Greek Fire on a Crusader. I'll get on consulting a man to make my decisions right after I set your motherfucking ass on fire.
I swear to fucking god, man.
I plan to celebrate this excellent example of the patriarchy by watching my sexist show tonight while enjoying cocktails and oggling Jared Padalecki's fine, fine body.
What are your plans for this evening? Are you already drunk?
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