posted by
syncope at 12:33pm on 03/04/2010
So I hear that Clash of the Titans is being panned. I feel like that's because movie critics are negotiating the material from the wrong perspective (google that).
( Clash of the Titans (no hate zone, hors) )
After viewing this work of cinematic genius, our lust for (nameless) hot dudes in skirts could not be sated.
Me: Have you seen Liz going on about Spartacus?
Hols: Yeah, I think it's got gratuitous sex and violence.
Me: Let's give it a whirl.
Hols: I may live to regret this.
30 hours later.
Hols: You realize we're watching this unironically now.
Me: [as I clutch my pillow and bite my thumb nail] Oh god, whatever happens isn't going to be good. [about the show]
Hols: Oh god!
Dear Liz,
I considered sending a ninja. Instead I will just thank you for reminding me once again that I like shitty things. If my CotT review was not enough evidence, under your influence I now give a shit about a show that is basically a cable channel Caligula/Gladiator mash up.
Me
PS: You were so totally right.
( Clash of the Titans (no hate zone, hors) )
After viewing this work of cinematic genius, our lust for (nameless) hot dudes in skirts could not be sated.
Me: Have you seen Liz going on about Spartacus?
Hols: Yeah, I think it's got gratuitous sex and violence.
Me: Let's give it a whirl.
Hols: I may live to regret this.
30 hours later.
Hols: You realize we're watching this unironically now.
Me: [as I clutch my pillow and bite my thumb nail] Oh god, whatever happens isn't going to be good. [about the show]
Hols: Oh god!
Dear Liz,
I considered sending a ninja. Instead I will just thank you for reminding me once again that I like shitty things. If my CotT review was not enough evidence, under your influence I now give a shit about a show that is basically a cable channel Caligula/Gladiator mash up.
Me
PS: You were so totally right.
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