Don't leave a voicemail, seriously.

I'm considering becoming a Sidney Crosby fan because I'm tired of all the hate, but I think that means I have to watch Pens games? That's a serious hindrance for me. But he lives in Mario's basement...I mean, what about that isn't awesome? With all the skating rpf MADNESS on my flist maybe I will break my writer's block with hockey/figure skating rps xover crazy times? WHY NOT, I ASK YOU? The issue would be my lack of knowledge of these people, but from what I've read of fanfic over the years, that doesn't really stop anyone else.

Ok, I have to go run down the mailman. Who else is suffering Olympics-related mental health issues?