syncope: (the end of the world)
So I'm reading Huffpo with my coffee this morning (what else? I'm totally that person), and I'm scrolling through the comments. Do you suppose there's some kind of FoxNews sponsored "underground" movement for dickholes to go on liberal websites to leave ridiculous comments?

In particular I was moved by the fuckheads on the Tebow Superbowl ad thread. Really? You're going to tell me that Huffpo's demo is anti-abortion wingnuts? Nowai. Yet the comments skew "ur babbie killers, if its a choice u can choose adoption!" Wat? I'm going to write FoxNews fanfic in my head as I go to Costco to buy toilet paper. (There should be a song about bourgie Saturday activities.) You know they get high on snorted crushed Oxy and troll boards.

I direct you to the comments on this post: spoilers for Marley and Me and some romcom I ain't heard of. The thread about the Billieburg hipster irony is so classic I want it on a shirt.

Click through and check out the best protest signs slide show, too. Beautiful.

Yeah, yeah, I'm writing help_haiti fics for you. Some people paid for them, but the content is relevant to a good portion of my flist. (Sneak peak: vampires and junk.)

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