Don't leave a voicemail, seriously.

Sometimes we have to just acknowledge that life is about the minor details and own that and allow it. For example: one of my cats is in fact the reincarnation of a murdering jackass from times past who spent every day plotting ways to kick people down the stairs. One of the ways I know this is that he has to date chewed through approx. 83 pairs of headphones. Does he just chew one bit? Oh no, he chews off both ear pieces and then through the main part of the wiring. It's systematic and purposeful. Also he does that back claw thing where he takes out chunks of flesh when you try to move him. Maybe I shouldn't have named him Vlad, idk.

( Being Human )

Watch this show, basehead, it's great.

( Heroes )

You may ask why I watch this show at all. The answer is that mainly I'm reading Sherlock Holmes fic and wondering the same thing...when does the horror of True Blood come back?