Don't leave a voicemail, seriously.

Does anyone have a Droid? The time has finally arrived for me to get a new phone (like, that happened two years ago but I'm stubborn haha or possibly deranged). The reviews are not good, but I don't have the ability to parse on tech sites what is techgeek prejudice and assholishness and what is reasonable critique. Way too much boy-related stupidity for me to muddle through.

Don't tell me to get an iPhone, because I will immediately think you're a d-bag.