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syncope at 07:18pm on 14/11/2009
syncope at 07:18pm on 14/11/2009Today my morally bankrupt cat (Vlad) got so perturbed that I was reading a Vanity Fair article about trashy European royalty that he up-turned an approx. liter of water on my computer. The fact that, in the end, it was not me who destroyed this machine but one of my 73 pets is an unlikely turn of events that could have been penned by Douglas Adams. Luckily, I come from a rice eating culture, so I had the requisite ten pounds of rice to smother the computer with. I have very little hope here, but it's worth a try, not unlike prayer.
In other news, I got my Yuletide assignment and I was GIDDY. That's never happened before. I'm usually that person people are bitching about when they say "it's a holiday exchange, stop being an asshole complaining about your assignment, asshole!" Let me also add that YOU will probably be pleased by my Yuletide assignment, too. Think: epic.
Goddamn it! This computer thing is rather dire. Luckily I didn't bother to replace my iTunes from the botched HD replacement (when, btw, I lost two years' worth of writing, oh yeah, I don't even think I told you internet weirdos about that...please take a second and imagine that). Now I'm thinking about THAT whole mess again. TWO YEARS' WORTH OF WRITING, GONE. Because I'm a moron who doesn't back files up. It's all my own fault, of course. And I take full responsiblity for it. I am a total degenerate crackpotted dimwit. But tomorrow I will also have dulce de leche cookies, and life is only a series of disjointed existential epiphanies anyway.
In other news, I got my Yuletide assignment and I was GIDDY. That's never happened before. I'm usually that person people are bitching about when they say "it's a holiday exchange, stop being an asshole complaining about your assignment, asshole!" Let me also add that YOU will probably be pleased by my Yuletide assignment, too. Think: epic.
Goddamn it! This computer thing is rather dire. Luckily I didn't bother to replace my iTunes from the botched HD replacement (when, btw, I lost two years' worth of writing, oh yeah, I don't even think I told you internet weirdos about that...please take a second and imagine that). Now I'm thinking about THAT whole mess again. TWO YEARS' WORTH OF WRITING, GONE. Because I'm a moron who doesn't back files up. It's all my own fault, of course. And I take full responsiblity for it. I am a total degenerate crackpotted dimwit. But tomorrow I will also have dulce de leche cookies, and life is only a series of disjointed existential epiphanies anyway.
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