Don't leave a voicemail, seriously.

tjournal did this one her journal, and if we weren't into copycatting we wouldn't all be on lj.

In order to prepare for the new multi-fandom wincon next year, I'm asking people to pimp their fandoms to me! Old, new, small, large, RPS, femme, slash, comics, movies, books, teevee - whatevers. Do your bestest. That is to say, if you got it, bring it.

Firstly, what I LOVE:

Vampires
Violence
Criminals
Mad scientists
Urban fantasy/regular fantasy (look, if it has fairies, I'm there)
Super powers
Biblical themes/angels and demons
Mythology
Comedy
Lots of other things I can't think of

Secondly, what I HATE:

Zombies
Medical dramas
Sitcoms
People/things that take themselves too seriously
Jane Austen-like junk

Come sell me, then invite people to sell you! (In other words, expect me to show up with vampires in your comments.)

STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES, UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!! THERE'S A NEW SOOKIE STACKHOUSE BOOK THAT CAME OUT THIS MONTH?

Oh shit, it just got real.

HOLD UP.

It appears I got ahead of myself here and was BETRAYED by ontd_tb. Surprise, surprise. *weeps copious bloody tears of tearitude and heart-sadness*

Alright, out of bitterness I will now revisit my Southern Vampire Series reviews of anger and disgust.