Don't leave a voicemail, seriously.

As I have clearly been AWOL I don't know how the reactions to SPN this week are falling out. Naturally, I am opinionated in my special way about this show.

( Good God, Y'all )

Dude, seriously.

Who has Supernatural fic recs? I don't even know where to go to look for anything. I am curious what masterpieces I have let languish.

What need not apply: bdsm (this doesn't mean torture, which is not the same, which is one of the reasons I am telling you not to bring me bdsm since people seem to not know this), weecest, John/anyone, hooker AUs, or issue fic (where the issues are the writer's not Sam and Dean's).

eta: Whoops. If someone was well known in like S1 or 2, I've probably read it. More recent stuff? By people who came into the fandom later?

Am I asking too much?

I have like ten tabs open doing "research" on Enochian magic. Yeah, yeah. I've got a first paragraph in my head already, but I don't know if I'm willing to put the amount of effort into the idea I have that I would need to.

I mention the previews in this. But not anything spoilery aside from the previews on the dl. ( Muuuuuuuuuuhrlin )

Surely there must be some SPN fic I can read. *weeps*