Don't leave a voicemail, seriously.

Golf is up to be an Olympic sport? And baseball and softball are out? I thought the issue there was that baseball was supposedly too "American?" And golf isn't too first world? OKAY! (And let's not actually get into how by American here we mean LATIN American in reality. Good god.)

Hey, want a nice piece of propaganda to cheer your day? The Last Abortionist You know, this shit just makes me want to kill people. I am shocked that this was written by a man for a publication intended for men! [!} Go fuck yourself, people who use the term aboritionist. I would happily run you over with my car.

I think today is a rageaholic one. I just realized that when I clicked on this healthcare reform link from Stoney and almost had an aneurysm. Ok, let's be frank here: the only people who are against healthcare reform are assholes who hate people because they have no real sense of self-worth OR people who care more about money than the lives of others. You canNOT convince me otherwise. I think in many ways what's going on here is the prideful cognitive dissonance that someone else is right and the US is wrong. If only we hadn't been born and bred to believe that the US does everything BETTER and RIGHTER than anyone else, eh? That's right, you've been lied to, now let's pull up our pants and fix what's broken. What's that? You don't give a shit about the poor people suffering if it cuts into your Costco run? Line up so I can run you over with my car.

I think I have hit the wall on the bullshit going down w/ my family. I pity whoever sews discord today for, lo, I feel I might open a six pack of whoopass all over their asses.

( here is a shitty pic of my dog to make up for being a complainer )

WHOOP-ASS, I tell you.

Ok, in the nonwhining portion of the day, I am starting to get suspicious about all of the Alexander Skarsgard and related links landing in my inbox/IM windows. WHAT COULD PEOPLE BE TRYING TO GET ACROSS TO ME?

OH GOOD GOD.

Shit's about to get real, I'm afraid.

Kristin Bauer interview. Start here. Go read that, then come back.

Then go here. So apparently 1. Askars agrees w/ me on the languages issue and 2. he thinks Eric is a pimp. See: previous link.

I guess everyone in the world has watched this video but me.

He is a crazy party animal? <------- This shit made me laugh SO HARD. I feel like he got on the phone and was all "excuse me but could you NOT TELL REPORTERS that I'm a drunk asshole?" I may, in fact, be in love. This is disappointing as he's blond! (The picture accompanying this article is made of platinum.)

WOW, I am SO late to the party here. My aversion to celebrity interviews seems to be retarding what is going to be an epic level of affection eventually. The fact that I just watched an untranslated interview in Swedish says it all. FEAR THIS!

Poor Amber.

I think that the salient fact about this dude is that he's so full of crazy shit that when he says "you sound like a Russian prostitute" no one even thinks to ask WHY HE THINKS THAT. Think that scenario over in your head.

I am also convinced that he's as full of bullshit as Misha Collins. It's cool when actors fuck with people. They play pretend for a living, guys, that aren't the best sources of truth or factuality. (What I am saying here is: ACTORS LIE FOR A LIVING, DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING THEY SAY.) Funtimes. Hi, Alex, yeah, ok I'll buy into your ponzi scheme, let's grab a drink.

ETA: I DO NOT CONDONE OR ENDORSE THE PREJUDICE AGAINST SWEDES BEING PERPETRATED IN MY COMMENTS BY IGNORANT ASS DANES AND NORWEGIANS.

Can someone explain to me what the FUCK is in the water w/ the ignorant ass motherfuckers...

No, ok the sad truth is that most people are really blithely ignorant of their ingrained racist/sexist bullshit, and it's not limited or even gravitational in publishing. People involved in publishing just hang out on the internet because it's a good marketing tool. So we see them and their (our?) words more. My latest nominee for a Give Them A Pass Award: This fool.

Who I tracked to his blog after he swanned in to school the LADIES in the so-called apology post of the person who was the Moron of the Week until her HUSBAND spoke out bravely against the homos on that there moving picture machine.

Pencil me in as a racial angermonger. I would like to start with you, Brad. You, sir, should think real hard about how you feel overwhelmed with all these lj nutjobs confronting you and asking you to account for yourself--imagine now that instead of this Intertoob Idiot Box it was walking down the street and people were confronting you with the assumption you were a criminal. Now further explore what it would be like if you couldn't just walk away from the internet because now we're talking about reality, something you don't appear to know much about. Is it too hard to imagine being black? Ok, how about you can't ride public transit without someone touching you inappropriately? No, being female is too difficult of a thought experiment, too? Just stay over on your blog from now on and leave those of us engaging in argument fallacies in the darkness that your truthiness can illuminate for now, we are not worth your time.

How do these people write fiction is what I want to know. Jsyk, I am not actually a vampire. Or Misha Collins.

eta: Whoa whoa whoa. John C Wright deleted all the comments on his lj post of epicness in order to forestall proof that half the world hates him? These people do not understand social networking platforms AT ALL.