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syncope at 03:37pm on 23/06/2009
syncope at 03:37pm on 23/06/2009Now, tonight, should we just have a party post without any actual content in the post itself? We have already discussed the weighty matter of vulcan peen, what is today's hot button issue? I know Liz is going to have a couple and stroll by with a poll on space VD or something.
I'm waiting for it to cool down enough to make peach cobbler. Well, kind of. Like peach cobbler filling with a toasted pecan crust deal. Idk, I'm winging it here, folks!
I know I'm supposed to be working on the second part of my marriage fic, but that didn't happen today. I do have a pretty firm grip on what's going to happen in it, though. Should be super crunchy crack.
Because I have no fic for you, I'll tell you a story about my cousins--
The other day we're all having dinner and half my family is talking political conspiracy theories. I appear to have a couple Obama is a secret Muslim people in my family--WHAT?--when my cousins start discussing the Percy Jackson books. If you haven't read those, give them a go, 'cause they're fun. Anyway, so this conversation slides into one about Supernatural. I DID NOT INSTIGATE THIS.
Me: Wait, you mean, like, the show?
C1: Yeah, it's about brothers who fight monsters!
Me: Yeah, I know what it is. It's my favorite show.
Aunt: So, this is a moment where you rewind what you just said and realize you'll never live it down.
C2: Same! [Meaning she agrees with my aunt.]
Me: THIS is supposed to be embarrassing?
C3: [on her iphone] OH MY GOD, ROBERT PATTISON WAS HIT BY A CAB!
Me: I really don't think I have anything to be embarrassed about here, also oh, damn, are you a Twitard, Cousin?
C3: HAHAHAHAH YES! [effusive crazy talk about Twilight]
*sad cat face* She has scene hair and wears cool clothes (and I hope isn't reading this--if you are, oh well, don't tell on me).
TWILIGHT! Oh well, at least C1 likes Supernatural and explained to everyone in depth the plot to Mystery Spot extemporaneously for no apparent reason aside from the fact that she appears to find that thing that happens in it over and over lolarious. Great enthusiasm for violence, of which I approve.
Vulcan peen?
I'm waiting for it to cool down enough to make peach cobbler. Well, kind of. Like peach cobbler filling with a toasted pecan crust deal. Idk, I'm winging it here, folks!
I know I'm supposed to be working on the second part of my marriage fic, but that didn't happen today. I do have a pretty firm grip on what's going to happen in it, though. Should be super crunchy crack.
Because I have no fic for you, I'll tell you a story about my cousins--
The other day we're all having dinner and half my family is talking political conspiracy theories. I appear to have a couple Obama is a secret Muslim people in my family--WHAT?--when my cousins start discussing the Percy Jackson books. If you haven't read those, give them a go, 'cause they're fun. Anyway, so this conversation slides into one about Supernatural. I DID NOT INSTIGATE THIS.
Me: Wait, you mean, like, the show?
C1: Yeah, it's about brothers who fight monsters!
Me: Yeah, I know what it is. It's my favorite show.
Aunt: So, this is a moment where you rewind what you just said and realize you'll never live it down.
C2: Same! [Meaning she agrees with my aunt.]
Me: THIS is supposed to be embarrassing?
C3: [on her iphone] OH MY GOD, ROBERT PATTISON WAS HIT BY A CAB!
Me: I really don't think I have anything to be embarrassed about here, also oh, damn, are you a Twitard, Cousin?
C3: HAHAHAHAH YES! [effusive crazy talk about Twilight]
*sad cat face* She has scene hair and wears cool clothes (and I hope isn't reading this--if you are, oh well, don't tell on me).
TWILIGHT! Oh well, at least C1 likes Supernatural and explained to everyone in depth the plot to Mystery Spot extemporaneously for no apparent reason aside from the fact that she appears to find that thing that happens in it over and over lolarious. Great enthusiasm for violence, of which I approve.
Vulcan peen?
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