Don't leave a voicemail, seriously.

apocalypsos links to cracked.com articles all the time, and I click them every time. Sometimes I lol, sometimes I roll my eyes. I find that site extremely uneven (and my thoughts on yaoi are--against it).


Gourmet foods that used to be cheap. The bit about polenta had me rolling, from the digs on Rocco di Spirito to the zinger about Mario. Well done, cracked writer.

Now, on to other, much more important matters--

Because you people are clinically insane and post huge pictures outside cuttags, I have now seen the pictures of Jared and Jensen in Australia approx 10xinfinity times. I'm not here to bitch about that. What I'm going to report is that for the first time EVER I almost comprehended the tinhat mindset! It was a great epiphany!

I was reading the copy someone quoted from some blogger, and the person who wrote that copy went out of their way to call Jared single and to point out that Jensen is "very-taken" (which I assume means not extraordinarily kidnapped by aliens but rather deeply involved with Danneel), but then I thought "why are there no stories about Danneel and Jared and Jensen living together?" And...then the tinhat awareness came over me--why is she always on the press junkets and right there up front when their do events? But yet in all of the reams and reams (haha ream!) of material I've been subjected to about Jared and Jensen I can't remember Jared once mentioning her...and isn't that strange since she's the girlfriend of his bff/roommate, wouldn't something pop out at some point, it's not like he's reserved... And across the distance my tinhat picked up the alert "BECAUSE SHE'S A BEARD!" And, lo, I finally understood how people could concoct these cockamamie beliefs. Their argument can actually be perceived through a semi-logical series of thoughts. ABC...X, but still.

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND J2!

It only took me four years.

PS: Stop stalking JDM!