Don't leave a voicemail, seriously.

I think perhaps the PR people who set up Kristin Chenowith's interview on Fresh Air hate her? I mean, no one could possibly have thought that was a good venue for her, right?

PR Person 1: Fuck, I hate Kritsin, what a vapid bitch.
PR Person 2: Have you heard her "amusing anecdotes" about never meeting anyone who was Jewish until she moved to New York?
PR Person 1: Holy shit, NO! I was talking about the "it's so hard to be a petite blonde" thing!
PR Person 3: Don't even get me started on the Aaron Sorkin's lover bullshit...

She comes off so horribly in this interview I want to boycott anything she works on! Jesus. She's working with Jason Bateman now? I would love to hear what he has to say about her.

God, she's the basis for that horrible Christian actress on Studio 60, too. What an insufferable bimbo. Also, she was a beauty queen from Oklahoma. I am not making this shit up!

Oh, now she's complaining about a medical condition and how awful her life is, she's pretty much hit every one of my buttons in the space of a half hour. Kristin Chenowith, you are on notice.

If the phrase "I'm not being a diva" comes out of your mouth, you probably are being a diva.

I have to imagine Terry Gross concluded that interview and swiftly poured herself a drink.

So there was SPN wank that I missed? And it is grate? *sad face*


JDM needs new management. Letting his address get published on the internet is probs not that great of an idea. (Speaking of which, I wonder what happened to Gabe Saporta after the same thing happened to him--luckily he's barely been in NYC since then, so probably somebody probably built him an alter and adorned it with bedazzled Gardenburger packages and other offerings, stuffed snakes and the like.)

It's sad when you read a wank about your own fandom and agree with the f_w posters calling it fucking insane. And here I thought it was the Jensen fans that were the nutcases. I really didn't expect Team JDM to out stalk Jensen's fans.

(People not in SPN fandom, it's worth the click for you, too, trust me. SPN seems to be monopolizing the cringe-worthy fan-actor interactions lately.)

Dear Misha,

Seriously, if someone linked you to this journal, please forgive me. I did ask them explicitly not to, but as you can see, I'm aware that people are fucking out of their minds.

K

Omg, I feel so violated over that JDM thing! I just imagine him sitting in his underwear having a beer when fangirls run amok ring his doorbell. Christ!

And I conclude by saying: there are people who still post on message boards, what is this 1999?

I need some kind of cop icon, that's clear.

( Southland )

First hamburger grilling of the year tonight. Went from blizzard to 70 degrees in like a couple days. Whatever, I'm moving back to Florida where it just rains every day.