syncope: (obamacakes)
posted by [personal profile] syncope at 08:33am on 21/12/2008
Today: I'm cooking. That's pretty much my day. That's not abnormal on a Sunday, but it's Christmas week so I'm also baking. So my mom and I were discussing the important topics of cheese balls and grits. I demanded both. (These are not usually my territory.) She declared we could have neither because she can't find Kraft Garlic Cheese.

Mom: Go on the internet and see if we can order it.
Me: Yeah, how about I go on the internet and investigate? [Does so.] Holy shit, they stopped making it and there's a riot all over the internet!

WHAT THE FUCK????????? How could they just stop making this stuff? If you aren't Southern (and here I'm being American-centric as usual) you probably have no idea what discontinuation of this product means, but this is disastrous for tons and tons of family recipes. *weeps* Cheese balls are like my treasured most favorite holiday food! (It's disgusting, I know, but I'm sure you have some crap food you love, too.)

Christmas is canceled!

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