Don't leave a voicemail, seriously.

That recent meme of the hundred plus books marked as unread by Librarything amuses me on a couple levels. I think it's a pretty classic list of books that are unreadable for people on two very specific levels: they're boring as hell or they're surprisingly magical (and therefore boring as hell for a huge part of the population). I know for US it's unthinkable that someone hasn't read American Gods or The Hobbit, but I know plenty of people who would rather stab themselves in the face than read them--a similar feeling to how I approach, say, Anna Karenina <---some boring ass shit right there!

Soapnet is playing a One Tree Hill with Pete on it right now. hahahaha beautiful! Ok, you totally fail OTH writers, no way in HELL would Pete not know what Snuffleupagus is (that isn't spelled how I thought AT ALL, I thought it was with an F in the second syllable, I'm like tragically sad it's not!).

So, no one told me that an objective third party dissed on Ollie and Clark about being homo for each other. I guess because no one watches this crap but me (and R for the Lois and Clark, if her delicious is any indication).

I had intended to post this w/ the fic I'm writing for PT's birthday, but the fic got away from me and is now six pages long and the action hasn't even happened. I guess I'll have to finish it when I get home from supper w/ my fam. (The fic is directly related to the above item: it's Ollie/Chloe, but at this point it's really JLA with Ollie being "helpful" to the downtrodden. Ollie the crazed charity supporter is my favorite version...oh, snap, I just realized this is my opportunity to make him an Obama fundraiser, DAMN DAMN DAMN!). Gotta get dressed, dang!

I finally watched "The Bride" (Smallville episode, not hte movie with Sting) and I gotta say, Tom Welling just gets hotter and hotter. The end! LULZ LULZ This show! (I don't feel like cutting this so I will just say: Lois looked bangin' in that dress and poo to the other development.)