Don't leave a voicemail, seriously.

I know we're supposed to be serious because it's the end of the world and crap, but I just watched Barack on TDS and...you know, I have the biggest crush on this dude. You can keep Jensen and Jared and Pete and Frankie and the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man, I want Barack. True story. My god, he's like everything a dude should be PLUS omg, that Obama/babies website which I was looking at last night. He makes me swoon. I wish I was kidding even a little. Your foreign policy...omg you're kissing a baby! Thoughts on Iraq...oh shit you made a joke about yourself!

I've been saying for months: wow, isn't it insane to have a crush on the President? I guess this is what it's like to be a Baby Boomer. Fuck them anyway.

I am very proud of you, fangirls, for turning out in such strong numbers to fan on Barack Obama. I have always just shaken my head at political slash before, but I think that we all know there's about to be an onslaught of such in the near future. Is it a Yuletide catagory this year? I wouldn't be surprised. Obama/Beau Biden? hahahaha I just freaked myself out, excellent!

Tonight is Cobras for us. You can also see coiledsoul admitting her undying love of Bob Bryar on her journal if you click over there. I have a dire laundry situation and think I might be wearing a Cab t-shirt to the show. Me and like 57 14 yr olds.

Is this your dog? Cool, give him to me! I want this dog so much, I swear to god. Anyone have a clue wtf breed this is? It looks like a labradoodle or something but the coloring is weird. LOOK AT HIS FACE! He looks like he's having a whole mental conversation with himself--

Dog: Is this bitch serious with this doll? Oh, right, this is the same bitch who dressed me up for Halloween as a pirate. I should just kill myself now to maintain what little dignity I have. As soon as this photo shoot's over I'm eating a box of roach traps!

Old ladies for Obama PT sent me this. Their names are Margaret and Helen and if I was going to make a parody website this might be it. I especially like the Nana-like "bless your heart" commentary. IF YOU'RE UNDECIDED YOU ARE AN IDIOT. <---from Mawmaw and Sissy.

Because I like to personally rip him off to punish him for fucking me over: Ryan Adams and the Cardinals - Cardinology I will eventually work Ryan Adams jokes into an Entourage fic (as he is/has date(s/d) Mandy Moore. When you listen to this, remember his BATSHIT INSANE interview where he claimed to never had played country music. Christ, way to be a walking stereotype of douchery, Ryry. Holy shit, there's a song on here I don't hate immediately! (Not telling which one.) Does anyone want this shit even if it's FREE? Questionable. Fuck you (again), Ryan.

(WHY AM I LISTENING TO THIS RYAN ADAMS ALBUM? I WANT TO BREAK PEOPLE'S FACES! OMG, RYAN ARE YOU FOR REAL? *SCREAMS*)

Anyway, oh yeah, if you're new: I have a personal (psychotic) relationship with Ryan Adams.

I'm out of coffee and I know I'll totally regret not going and getting some before the show tonight, but I have a very bad feeling about that happening.

Yesterday a friend mine came over and we talked about music and the music industry for a long time. He's very entertaining and dissed all over Morrissey and I lolled and compared MCR to The Smiths and we both laughed for a long time. He calls navel gazing music "inside boy" music, meaning it's made by sissies. I love this! SISSIES, you hear me, Gerard? Everything you thought real men thought of you is TRUE. Also, he could kick Gerard's ass, so I think the Way brothers should be warned ahead of time.

There's a song on this Cardinals album called "Stop." YES TAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING ADVICE COCK!

Nothing important happening here. Went to see the Kooks the other night, still not a fan. Singer's cute, though.

What's up w/ your weekend plans? Me? Halloween, Disneyland, Cobras again. Maybe dying on Sunday. Bye, I loved you if so.


eta: Couple Cory tracks since I just sent them to Jenn: Ten Different People Inside Me

Saw Her Standing There <---this is w/ Ben. Also, it's as close to being at one of their shows w/out ever going as you'll get except you have to imagine me and my friends being assholes somewhere close by.