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syncope at 08:19pm on 22/10/2008
syncope at 08:19pm on 22/10/2008OKAY FINE!
I'm now giving up as delicious has failed me: where is all the Entourage fic? Other than Z's Ari, I am coming up pretty skinned up here. WTF? Jenn told me I was allowed to write some in January, until then I need someone else to make it for me.
We got anew fridge today and I installed it and swapped everything out. So far my back hasn't started with me, so I count that as A++. In celebration (not really, just because I wanted it), I'm making chicken and dumplings. I've been cooking down some stock for like 18 hours now and am about to make the dumplings. I figure if I cleaned up the kitchen, I need to make it filthy again right away, right?
It looks like I'm going w/ Frankie (aka Jenn) to The Kooks on Tuesday, which means she gets to accompany ME to Against Me! on oh nooooooooooooo they're the same night! Damn the world! I will just have to console myself with Cobra on Friday, I guess. Oh poo! Wait a second, we're going to Cobra on HALOWEEN? Oh Jesus, this should be ep-ic! Omg, my costume will be Tween! I will hardly even have to try!
So, here's a story about my mom to round this out: I got a call from Spain and instead of telling me about anything whatsoever about their trip, my mom says to me--
Mama: I just don't know if your cousin will be able to handle the volume of kids in the neighborhood for trick or treat.
Me: He's 19, he'll probably turn all the lights out and go in the basement and hide to play World of Warcraft.
Mama: HE BETTER NOT!!!11 I'm paying him to make sure he gives out treats. I bought everything before I left!
[Aunt in the background shrieking: HE BETTER GIVE OUT THAT CANDY GODDAMN IT IT'S THE GOOD CANDY NOT SMARTIES AND CANDY CORN!]
Me: SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
Mama: Will you call him to make sure he's giving out the candy?
Me: Seriously, you called me from Spain about this?
[Aunt in background shrieking: IT'S IMPORTANT!]
Mama: Will you promise to call him? I'll hold your presents hostage.
Me: You guys really. I don't even know where to go with the jokes.
Mama: Don't make fun of your elders for one day you too will be sitting in Barcelona worried about trick or treat back home because you had to entrust it to a green haired, tattooed nineteen year old.
[Aunt in background shrieking: HE'S 21 NOW Y'ALL!]
Mama: Whatever.
Me: Whatever.
And with that I bid you a good Wednesday.
I'm now giving up as delicious has failed me: where is all the Entourage fic? Other than Z's Ari, I am coming up pretty skinned up here. WTF? Jenn told me I was allowed to write some in January, until then I need someone else to make it for me.
We got anew fridge today and I installed it and swapped everything out. So far my back hasn't started with me, so I count that as A++. In celebration (not really, just because I wanted it), I'm making chicken and dumplings. I've been cooking down some stock for like 18 hours now and am about to make the dumplings. I figure if I cleaned up the kitchen, I need to make it filthy again right away, right?
It looks like I'm going w/ Frankie (aka Jenn) to The Kooks on Tuesday, which means she gets to accompany ME to Against Me! on oh nooooooooooooo they're the same night! Damn the world! I will just have to console myself with Cobra on Friday, I guess. Oh poo! Wait a second, we're going to Cobra on HALOWEEN? Oh Jesus, this should be ep-ic! Omg, my costume will be Tween! I will hardly even have to try!
So, here's a story about my mom to round this out: I got a call from Spain and instead of telling me about anything whatsoever about their trip, my mom says to me--
Mama: I just don't know if your cousin will be able to handle the volume of kids in the neighborhood for trick or treat.
Me: He's 19, he'll probably turn all the lights out and go in the basement and hide to play World of Warcraft.
Mama: HE BETTER NOT!!!11 I'm paying him to make sure he gives out treats. I bought everything before I left!
[Aunt in the background shrieking: HE BETTER GIVE OUT THAT CANDY GODDAMN IT IT'S THE GOOD CANDY NOT SMARTIES AND CANDY CORN!]
Me: SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
Mama: Will you call him to make sure he's giving out the candy?
Me: Seriously, you called me from Spain about this?
[Aunt in background shrieking: IT'S IMPORTANT!]
Mama: Will you promise to call him? I'll hold your presents hostage.
Me: You guys really. I don't even know where to go with the jokes.
Mama: Don't make fun of your elders for one day you too will be sitting in Barcelona worried about trick or treat back home because you had to entrust it to a green haired, tattooed nineteen year old.
[Aunt in background shrieking: HE'S 21 NOW Y'ALL!]
Mama: Whatever.
Me: Whatever.
And with that I bid you a good Wednesday.
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