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syncope at 06:56pm on 01/10/2008
syncope at 06:56pm on 01/10/2008Travesty!
Like all comics fans, I take comics SERIOUSLY.
However, this is so stupid I just have to laugh. This is how this development meeting went:
Chucklehead exec 1: What're we going to do about the Smallville situation?
Chucklehead exec 2: Dithering is working so far.
Chucklehead exex 1: We need a replacement property! [writes endless emails to subordinates about this with catchphrases like "tween demo" and "marketability bleed"]
Chucklehead exec 2's teenaged daughter: I love the Jonas brothers, omg!!!!!!!
Chucklehead exec 2: How about we cast some Jonas clone in some teen superhero plot?
Chucklehead exec 1: I love where this is going...which superhero?
Chucklehead exec 2: Let's do a focus group...
And, lo, they called someone who could facilitate meetings w/ DC and we get this garbage.
(My mom just called to tell me I need to empty my voicemail box in case she needs to leave a message. WHY would she need to leave a message? Also, no, mom, not even for you will I do that!)
We all know I'll be tuning in as a loyal viewer to this bs show. Why not Green Arrow, fuckheads? It wasn't Justin's fault that Aquaman pilot was so lollertastic, ok?
Like all comics fans, I take comics SERIOUSLY.
However, this is so stupid I just have to laugh. This is how this development meeting went:
Chucklehead exec 1: What're we going to do about the Smallville situation?
Chucklehead exec 2: Dithering is working so far.
Chucklehead exex 1: We need a replacement property! [writes endless emails to subordinates about this with catchphrases like "tween demo" and "marketability bleed"]
Chucklehead exec 2's teenaged daughter: I love the Jonas brothers, omg!!!!!!!
Chucklehead exec 2: How about we cast some Jonas clone in some teen superhero plot?
Chucklehead exec 1: I love where this is going...which superhero?
Chucklehead exec 2: Let's do a focus group...
And, lo, they called someone who could facilitate meetings w/ DC and we get this garbage.
(My mom just called to tell me I need to empty my voicemail box in case she needs to leave a message. WHY would she need to leave a message? Also, no, mom, not even for you will I do that!)
We all know I'll be tuning in as a loyal viewer to this bs show. Why not Green Arrow, fuckheads? It wasn't Justin's fault that Aquaman pilot was so lollertastic, ok?
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