Don't leave a voicemail, seriously.

I'm looking for the one, I think it was part of a series, where Frank pierces himself for pleasure as a part of some kink of his and Gerards? Like, he goes and gets all the supplies and does it as foreplay....?

I don't even know if that made any sense....

You know...I think I'd read this! Janet Jackson used to have a piercing addiction. Frankie having one would be...oh dear god! But, you know, I just don't think I would click the link from fear. For one there's the risk that the author herself has a piercing addiction and we're forced to read her sex fantasies a la Laurell K Hamilton, and on the other it could be a 13 yr old.

I've been searching everywhere for this fic where Gerard ends up sleeping with his past self. I think it was part of a group of fics also containing a story where one of the boys (can't remember who) got turned into a plastic Jesus and other crazy stuff. Help much appreciated.

This could be the most brilliant work of genius to ever grace the internets. She remembers someone being transformed into a plastic Jesus but not WHO? I'm voting for Mikey.

I love stories where writers see characters as such narcissists they believe they'd want to fuck themselves. I mean, in a logical train of thought, how does that work? Hey, I'm great! You know who's awesomer than me? No one, I might as well invent a time travel device to go fuck myself when I was high and slutty! <---imo the only character I could see doing this is Ricky Gervais.



My call is twenty minutes late. This is twenty minutes I could have been writing vampires!!!!! I have a feeling my co-workers are fighting over this project and can't come to they can't even come to enough of an agreement to dial everyone else into the call.

Thursday I'm going home for the weekend for my mom's birthday. Excitement central, I know. I'm looking forward to it, though.

Waaaaaaaaaay too much coffee today.