Don't leave a voicemail, seriously.

Pete has a crush on Miley Cyrus.

PEDOPEDOPEDOPEDO <----that's the text I sent Jenn earlier about this matter.

I went out to brunch and shopping today. It was like normal, average, human activities.

Also, conversation I had w/ my mom earlier:

Me: I'll come out there for your birthday.
Mom: Oh, don't worry about me. Don't do anything to mess your job up.
Me: I work from home.
Mom: I know, but still.
Me: Stop being so Jewish, mom.
Her: HAHAHAHAHA As if.

My mom's turning 60 in a couple weeks. Yikes.

ITT how old I feel.

Well. You know how it goes. You go to lunch at a hipster joint, swing by a tattoo parlor, and come home to write VAMPIRE FIC. Or maybe it's just me?


( Vampires: You came to me in seamless sleep, slipped right in behind my eye )