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syncope at 01:31pm on 09/05/2008
syncope at 01:31pm on 09/05/2008So, this is a true story:
I've avoided listening to The Cab because, frankly, I have other shitty music I already like, such as Alkaline Trio, and I'd rather listen to my crappy pseudo-punk than than music that walks the line between pop and adult contemp (look, I don't judge you for your music tastes, but own your reality. My reality is that I like REALLY shitty bands, Pierce the Veil, looking at you, but I am shameless about this, ask Jenn about that shamelessness.) Then Rachel was like "have you listened to the new Cab record?" and I was like *eye-rolls* "whatevs, rachel!" Ok, what I really said was "Send it to me?" quite enthusiastically, because I am a shameless whore.
What Rachel DID NOT say to me is "Kassie, hey, listen, there's this track on The Cab's record where Patrick AND Bden sing." What happened here is that I was reading this article about how AWESOME Patrick and Gabe are because that's what I do for about 18 hours a day. Suddenly, out of NOWHERE in the middle of The Cab's relentlessly pop-y album, Patrick's blaring out of my speakers, and I'm like WHAT? WHERE DID PATRICK COME FROM? In a good way. When Patrick randomly happens, that's a good thing. Also, do you see how brainwashed I am? It's fucking disgusting. I don't even know what the fuck happened to me. THIS is why I'm sidelining with NOFX and Against Me! because I'm repulsed with myself.
Here is the song. Patrick made it. That's all you have to know.
Brendon being the front man could improve this band. I hate myself for actually believing this.
*
Jenn and I are talking about Warped, and this is the convo:
Jenn: so if we REALLY wanted to, we could see the first and last warped dates, do some sort of compare contrast at the end of the summer. both dates are in the LA area.
Me: when is the first one? and YES
Jenn: 6/20 in Pomona at the county fairgrounds
Me: FUCK YEAH
Jenn: then 8/17 at the big soccer complex just south of LA.
Me: PUNK ROCK in that way where it isn't at all
Jenn: yeah. that's not very punk rock, kassie.
Me: yeah, that was irony
You want to go to Warped with us, don't you? You really really do. I'm even better in RL.
*
Before we were talking about Warped, we were talking about how I have fired Pete and will now replace him with Gabe and Jenn said: you are SO heartbroken over pete. you spell bitterness 'ashlee' now. ahahaha.
The laughter at the end of the comment is illustrative of what I put up with regarding my seriously ridic attitude towards Pete and Ashlee and the baby. I am disgusted, y'all, and I will not front. It's like I'm personally offended. It's the dumbest rung on the free-fall through loser space that Pete Wentz caused yet. It's never good when you actually check yourself and go "this is stupid!" and then DO NOT STOP whatever stupid thing you're doing--wait, that's called addiction, right? Oh, shit, I need a Pete Wentz 12 step program. *is listening to the above Cab song on repeat* Oh god. Please send help.
I've avoided listening to The Cab because, frankly, I have other shitty music I already like, such as Alkaline Trio, and I'd rather listen to my crappy pseudo-punk than than music that walks the line between pop and adult contemp (look, I don't judge you for your music tastes, but own your reality. My reality is that I like REALLY shitty bands, Pierce the Veil, looking at you, but I am shameless about this, ask Jenn about that shamelessness.) Then Rachel was like "have you listened to the new Cab record?" and I was like *eye-rolls* "whatevs, rachel!" Ok, what I really said was "Send it to me?" quite enthusiastically, because I am a shameless whore.
What Rachel DID NOT say to me is "Kassie, hey, listen, there's this track on The Cab's record where Patrick AND Bden sing." What happened here is that I was reading this article about how AWESOME Patrick and Gabe are because that's what I do for about 18 hours a day. Suddenly, out of NOWHERE in the middle of The Cab's relentlessly pop-y album, Patrick's blaring out of my speakers, and I'm like WHAT? WHERE DID PATRICK COME FROM? In a good way. When Patrick randomly happens, that's a good thing. Also, do you see how brainwashed I am? It's fucking disgusting. I don't even know what the fuck happened to me. THIS is why I'm sidelining with NOFX and Against Me! because I'm repulsed with myself.
Here is the song. Patrick made it. That's all you have to know.
Brendon being the front man could improve this band. I hate myself for actually believing this.
*
Jenn and I are talking about Warped, and this is the convo:
Jenn: so if we REALLY wanted to, we could see the first and last warped dates, do some sort of compare contrast at the end of the summer. both dates are in the LA area.
Me: when is the first one? and YES
Jenn: 6/20 in Pomona at the county fairgrounds
Me: FUCK YEAH
Jenn: then 8/17 at the big soccer complex just south of LA.
Me: PUNK ROCK in that way where it isn't at all
Jenn: yeah. that's not very punk rock, kassie.
Me: yeah, that was irony
You want to go to Warped with us, don't you? You really really do. I'm even better in RL.
*
Before we were talking about Warped, we were talking about how I have fired Pete and will now replace him with Gabe and Jenn said: you are SO heartbroken over pete. you spell bitterness 'ashlee' now. ahahaha.
The laughter at the end of the comment is illustrative of what I put up with regarding my seriously ridic attitude towards Pete and Ashlee and the baby. I am disgusted, y'all, and I will not front. It's like I'm personally offended. It's the dumbest rung on the free-fall through loser space that Pete Wentz caused yet. It's never good when you actually check yourself and go "this is stupid!" and then DO NOT STOP whatever stupid thing you're doing--wait, that's called addiction, right? Oh, shit, I need a Pete Wentz 12 step program. *is listening to the above Cab song on repeat* Oh god. Please send help.
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