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Ok, hilarity: Supernatural Fangirl Experience! I'm a little biased, since these are my friends, but SERIOUSLY? Don't you want to listen to livejournal broadcast on your iPod? You know you really DO. Look out for my guest appearance soon! (Yes, seriously, you're excited, right?) Ok, the musical outtakes like a morning radio show are KILLING ME HAHAHAHAH Oh, guys, guys, love. XO Don't listen to it without headphones unless you live in a bordello.

Now for something completely different!

Who's a Jew?

Yeah, well. This was bound to happen without civil marriage and the near theocracy in Israel. The problem is letting the fundamentalists set the agenda when mainstream jews outnumber them so much. They have a bunker mentality and dislike assimilation, but who gets to define someone's identity for them? I suppose this is just going to divide Israeli/non-Israeli jews further. Also, this is just the latest round of "assimilation means not being jewish" that's been going on for, what, a couple thousand years? This article is so depressing to me. For a host of reasons, but to begin with how "Jewish experience" is always shorthand for "Eastern Euro Jewish experience." Blah, whatever.

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I went out to run some errands and came home to find my mom and aunt clearly up to no good.

Me: What's going on?
Mom: You don't want to know, you always say things are made up.
Me: I do? Are you sure this wasn't a dream? What kinds of things?
Aunt: On the computer! I sent you this email thing.
Me: Oh, you mean one of those stupid dancing dog things?
Mom: I showed her the golden retriever and she thought it was lame.
Me: I think I said "what is wrong with people?"
Mom: See, she'll say it's fake.
Aunt: Oh, let her look at it!
Me: Oh god, alright, what is it? ... !!! Uh, I don't actually think that's photoshopped--that's what you meant before mom.
Mom: Yes, that. We don't know about computers, so we don't know those things.
Me: Right, that's my point, you can't tell what's what on the interweb.
Aunt: I want credit!

So, I bring you something my Aunt wants full credit for So she gets it. My Aunt sent me these pictures.


( So not safe for work it might not be safe for life )

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Well, I dyed my hair all brown again. I just couldn't cope with it anymore. Let's see how long it takes for me to have a whole episode and dye it purple or something. It looks SO MUCH BETTER, jesus. Maybe I'm too old for pink hair anymore and should look into some other way to express myself--like with a black tutu and torn fishnets? I feel I've already played that out, too. Part of my issue was that my new glasses are red so I'd have to keep my streaks bright red to match, and that's so much work, you don't even know. These are important considerations, people!

( Torchwood )