Don't leave a voicemail, seriously.

So, as I checked my email today, Jenn and I were deeply analyzing Cobra Starship’s irony factor and our very different perceptions on that (her: it’s sort of sad that people miss the irony; me: I love that their target audience misses the irony because I’m mean and spiteful and that makes it all PERFECT). Then I realized I still had Rachel’s latest fic (which she claims all the good parts were written by her co-author and I don't want to forget her, either, so, it was co-written by another very talented writer as well) open in a tab.

( Oops, sorry too much coffee--dick talk under cut )

Rachel is sick and I know all about that, having had the death plague of '08 myself a couple weeks ago, so I thought I would cheer her up. You know what that means, right? If you read the previous post here, well, it should be even more evident. I write one FOB pairing, so guess what this is about?

( FOB: Sheboygan: 2003 )