Don't leave a voicemail, seriously.

Earlier today when I was having a mini sanity break, I was thinking that if I got a tattoo maybe I should get a Dark Mark. Why does it have to be so lame, though? When I force my minions to take on a brand to mark their submission, it won’t be a skull or a snake.


Apparently, I am setting up a bartering system here. Offer me something and in return and I will write you something. Even if it’s not what I would write at all. Oh, at all.

Sara is a wicked, dirty girl (one of her assets), and she always wants smut. I don’t write that anymore. I don’t think since the last time I had a run in with Xander (alas for Reconfig…Lar, you haven’t mentioned that in MONTHS).

So.

I made her smut. It’s not strictly as smutty as…wait, oh there was Lex and Chloe smut somewhere, now that I am thinking about Rabbit and her porny-ways, I recall that….moving along again…this isn’t as smutty as the old-timey smut, but it’s more than I have done in HP.

And there is no story, so move along, move along if you’re after plot or purpose or…there are recognizable characters because I can’t help that.


I wish it were better, but I couldn't fool with it anymore since I have other ideas *g*

( Workshop I, almost smut for Sara )