posted by [identity profile] handsomespeck.livejournal.com at 07:04am on 05/10/2012
Whenever I see people buying a ton of groceries in the express line, I want to actually fucking beat them with a brick in a pillowcase. They're clearly sociopaths who don't think the rules apply to them, and probably use the time they save by fucking over the other people in line to hit small animals with their cars on purpose, or beat their children, or vote republican.

I've become very intolerant of human beings in general in the two years I've worked this job, because most of them are assholes or morons or both. Far as I'm concerned, many people should be barricaded into their own homes with their stupid jerk families and have MREs dropped via helicopter through holes in their roofs so they don't inflict themselves on the public. If they act up or try to escape, drop a box of angry scorpions instead of food. They will learn, and their terrible stings will be a testament to the very not-fucking-aroundness of my regime.

............i'm becoming a really weird fascist oops


Um, Supernatural! Did they ever get to finish that thing they were doing with the stuff or the guy or Satan or whoever how is this show still on the air.
 
posted by [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com at 09:56pm on 05/10/2012
They're clearly sociopaths who don't think the rules apply to them, and probably use the time they save by fucking over the other people in line to hit small animals with their cars on purpose, or beat their children, or vote republican.

You are the light of my life.

I have actually been known to say to someone busting ahead of me (and my two things) with their full cart "excuse me, you know this is the express line, right?" Public shaming is so Puritan it makes me double American.

YOUR COMMENT IS A BALM TO MY SOUL AND I WOULD VOTE FOR YOU. If only there was a politician that would pander to me this hard running for Congress.

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