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posted by [personal profile] syncope at 06:13pm on 21/09/2012
Well, the day has come. The day I admit to myself that Teen Wolf happened to me so that I could write about vampires some more. Because? Writing about vampires is what I do.

I toyed with writing the Jossverse/TW xover, but I'm going to leave that to Kita when she finishes the episodes. I know we can count on that since the two universes mesh pretty well.

If you know me at all, I think you can figure out the "plot" without me really having to get into it. I mean WHO COULD THE VAMPIRE BE?????


At any rate, what I'm really here for (not my shame) is to link you to this: Muérdago For the last little bit instead of working on my own stories, I've been helping with this one. If you like my stuff, you'll probably like this since the author and I have similar worldviews. Read it!
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posted by [identity profile] elizardbits.livejournal.com at 10:37pm on 21/09/2012
it's coach finstock right

he is the vampire
 
posted by [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com at 10:39pm on 21/09/2012
Do you ever see him in the daylight?
 
posted by [identity profile] elizardbits.livejournal.com at 10:41pm on 21/09/2012
maybe he has the gem of amara up his butt though
 
posted by [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com at 10:41pm on 21/09/2012
I hear it's an excellent prostate stimulator.
 
posted by [identity profile] elizardbits.livejournal.com at 10:42pm on 21/09/2012
also wtf boring old vampires WHERE IS THE FIC WHERE TEMERAIRE AND ISKEIERKA'S EGG CHOOSES STILES AS ITS CAPTAIN
 
posted by [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com at 10:46pm on 21/09/2012
OMG, HOPEFULLY SOMEONE WILL COME ALONG AND READ THIS AND MAKE THIS SHIT HAPPEN.

*

Stiles rubs his eyes and glances at the ruins of his Jeep. "Dude. Duuuude. Did you just LAND RIGHT ON MY JEEP? ARE YOU A FUCKING DRAGON?"

A black tail ending in glittering spikes lashes the trees on either side of the road. "Are you the only living Stilinski offspring? I will know if you lie, I must say. You're very pale, perhaps the sun isn't suitable to your complexion." A huge, veined wing opens to protect Stiles from the sun. The dragon's long maw snuffles at him gently, long coils of steam making Stiles break out in a sweat. "You reek of wolf. Oh dear. This is so much worse than one would have expected."
 
posted by [identity profile] elizardbits.livejournal.com at 10:47pm on 21/09/2012
DO IT NOW I COMMAND YOU

iskierka wants the dragonet to choose jackson obvsly but the baby WHO STILES WILL PROLLY NAME LAURA BECAUSE HE LOVES DEREK FOREVER thinks jackson is a douche

there is a long and drawn out argument between temeraire and iskierka on who is to blame for teaching the egg words like DOUCHEBAG

iskierka blames the internets for she is crafty
Edited Date: 2012-09-21 10:49 pm (UTC)
 
posted by [identity profile] starbolin.livejournal.com at 10:54pm on 21/09/2012
I hope you know Kassie is now ruining my life over this.
 
posted by [identity profile] elizardbits.livejournal.com at 10:56pm on 21/09/2012
kassie is a huge jerkface ruiner, yes
 
posted by [identity profile] starbolin.livejournal.com at 11:01pm on 21/09/2012
She wants me to write the fic where Derek is Stiles's baby dragon who disappears a lot and Stiles has to crawl into the shed with him and pet his head for a long time before Derek will admit he's upset.
 
posted by [identity profile] elizardbits.livejournal.com at 11:05pm on 21/09/2012
but that is basically already canon except with scales instead of wofl fuzz
 
posted by [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com at 10:58pm on 21/09/2012
"I know you to be Stiles. I have heard you every night, talking and talking. Often sobbing and moaning. Who was hurting you, my dear?"

"What?" Stiles feels his mouth hanging open.

"I found you when I hatched. I have been incubating in your closet since my sire's companion deposited me there for you."

Stiles realizes he's hallucinating. It's weird because this is full-blown. He can smell pine needles and asphalt. The wind's drying his eyes. He reaches out and the dragon pushes his muzzle into Stiles' hand--the scales are just this side of not too hot to scald.

"WHAT. THE. FUCK."

"I may have caused considerable damage to your personal space. When I earn prizes I will rebuild it all, like, ok?"

Stiles wonders what he's been doses with.

"What will you name me?" The dragon bobs his head so he can look Stiles in the eye. "I've been wondering."

"Are you a boy or a girl?"

Pete the Magic Dragon says. "Girl."

"Celia."

"Oh," Celia says. She hops down from the Jeep and wraps herself around him. "I'm honored."

After his mom, right?
 
posted by [identity profile] cupcake-goth.livejournal.com at 11:23pm on 21/09/2012
EEeee! Okay, that was a thing I didn't know I wanted.
 
posted by [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com at 11:26pm on 21/09/2012
Oh god. In an IM window I'm cowriting something much bigger and way crackier--Derek as Stiles' dragon. It's as insane as it sounds. It might only go up as a IM conversation, but I WILL share.
 
posted by [identity profile] elizardbits.livejournal.com at 11:27pm on 21/09/2012
YOU ALWAYS PRETEND YOU ARE NOT THERE WHEN I AM ON IM

I SEE HOW YOU ARE

TERRIBLE AS ALWAYS

i am so right and correct and RIGHT to hate you forever yes
 
posted by [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com at 11:28pm on 21/09/2012
? I'm not hiding. YOU always hide!
 
posted by [identity profile] elizardbits.livejournal.com at 12:53am on 22/09/2012
hissssss
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posted by [identity profile] anatsuno.livejournal.com at 04:21am on 22/09/2012
I want to read ALL THESE STORIES. I love dragons (but I can't read temeraire cos I don't like the period, the style or the genre - history / war bores me).
 
posted by [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com at 10:37pm on 22/09/2012
HAHAAHA

I love those books, I have to be honest, and the style is what I love about them. I loved the books they were based off of, too, though. Like a lot.
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posted by [identity profile] anatsuno.livejournal.com at 10:39pm on 22/09/2012
hehehe. WELL, anyway, I feel like Stiles + dragon(et) in contemp. TWoof like settings is PURRFECT. so I'm looking forward to these things, I'm convos or not!fic or stories or wharves. :D
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posted by [identity profile] bunnymcfoo.livejournal.com at 12:50am on 22/09/2012
KASSIE I AM AFLAIL. NO REALLY. THERE IS FLAILING HAPPENING HERE WHY DID YOU STOOOOOPPPPPP!??!?!
 
posted by [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com at 10:33pm on 22/09/2012
I have longer thing! I will email it to you. I'm trying to get someone else to write the real fic because I have vampires to do.
 
posted by [identity profile] quiet000001.livejournal.com at 02:03am on 22/09/2012
baby dragon + internets + Stiles = TERROR
 
posted by [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com at 10:35pm on 22/09/2012
Yes, you should be afraid. Of the crack.
 
posted by [identity profile] elizardbits.livejournal.com at 01:00am on 24/09/2012
I THINK YOU MEAN HILARRIBLE PERFECTION
 
posted by [identity profile] quiet000001.livejournal.com at 01:13am on 24/09/2012
Well, terror is subjective. Terror for everyone else, hilarrible perfection for readers? :)

(I like 'hilarrible perfection' as a phrase.)
 
posted by [identity profile] cupcake-goth.livejournal.com at 10:42pm on 21/09/2012
::perks up::

Hiiiiiii. Did you say vampires? YES, YOU SHOULD WRITE ALL THE VAMPIRE THINGS.

(I'm already reading your TW stuff without having seen the show. Adding in vampires will just make it even BETTER.)
 
posted by [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com at 10:58pm on 21/09/2012
Yes, I know my target audience. YOU ARE IT.

We'll see what happens.
 
posted by [identity profile] cupcake-goth.livejournal.com at 11:24pm on 21/09/2012
I AM HAPPY TO BE YOUR TARGET AUDIENCE.

(Seriously, I was mock-grumbling at The Husband about getting lured into TW fic, and his reply was "What, is ethrosdemon writing in it now?" I AM THAT PREDICTABLE.)
 
posted by [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com at 11:31pm on 21/09/2012
I laughed. I heart you, too.
 
posted by [identity profile] handsomespeck.livejournal.com at 01:14am on 22/09/2012
ERIC NORTHMAN, DOY.
 
posted by [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com at 10:35pm on 22/09/2012
No Eric *cries*

I'm just letting you down all over the place in this fandom.
 
posted by [identity profile] handsomespeck.livejournal.com at 02:17am on 23/09/2012
Image

i'm the lady and you're the hammock
 
posted by [identity profile] elizardbits.livejournal.com at 01:01am on 24/09/2012
dunkikn dnortu

i can't
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posted by [personal profile] velithya at 04:27am on 22/09/2012
I just want you to know that you are amazing and I love everything you are writing in the comments!

I liked your friend's story :)
 
posted by [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com at 10:36pm on 22/09/2012
I like her story, too.

I'm glad to hear so many people are into Stiles with a dragon. LOOK HOW NOT SURPRISED I AM PEOPLE'RE INTO THAT.
 
posted by [identity profile] magdalyna.livejournal.com at 11:01pm on 22/09/2012
Does this mean you're writing Spike/Peter? Because that would be funny.
 
posted by [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com at 11:03pm on 22/09/2012
Nooooooooooooooooo. I'm leaving the Buffy mashup to other people because I've been away from the original content for too long to do any justice there.
 
posted by [identity profile] magdalyna.livejournal.com at 11:06pm on 22/09/2012
Will I have to actually watch True Blood for this? Because it's been years and I'm still dubious.
 
posted by [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com at 11:07pm on 22/09/2012
No. Not at all. It's not a xover at all. It's set in TW completely!
 
posted by [identity profile] magdalyna.livejournal.com at 11:17pm on 22/09/2012
Oh, good. I like your vampire mythos.
 
posted by [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com at 11:18pm on 22/09/2012
Thank you!

I'm glad since...I might have written something similar to this previously.
 
posted by [identity profile] magdalyna.livejournal.com at 11:21pm on 22/09/2012
Bandpires has always been deeply satisfying to me.
 
posted by [identity profile] darling-lisa.livejournal.com at 12:53am on 25/09/2012
Coming off of vacation and having to face work again tomorrow, this makes my life just a little better. Because VAMPIRES. TEEN WOLF VAMPIRES.

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